On the Lighter Side:
Great Truths that Little
Children have Learned:
-No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
-When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush
your hair.
-If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always
catch the second person.
-Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
-You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
-Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
-Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
-You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Great
Truths that Adults have Learned:
-
Raising
teenagers is like nailing Jello to a
tree.
- Wrinkles
don’t hurt.
- Families
are like fudge … mostly sweet, with
a few nuts.
-Today’s mighty
oak is just yesterday’s nut
that held its ground.
-Laughing
is good exercise. It’s like jogging
on
the inside.
-Middle age
is when you choose your cereal
for the fibre, not the toy.
Great
Truths about Growing Old
- Growing Old is
mandatory; growing up is optional.
- Forget the health
food. I need all the preservatives I can
get.
-When you fall-down, you
wonder what else you can do
while
you are down there.
-You are getting old
when you get the same sensation from a
rocking chair that you once got from a
roller coaster.
- It’s frustrating when
you know all the answers but nobody
bothers to ask you the questions.
- Time may be a great
healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
- Wisdom comes with age,
but sometimes age comes alone.
Always remember to
forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the
blessings that come each day.
Remain calm!