On the Lighter Side:
Great Truths that Little
Children have Learned:
-No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
-When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush
-If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always
catch the second person.
-Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
-You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
-Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
-Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
-You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Truths that Adults have Learned:
teenagers is like nailing Jello to a
are like fudge … mostly sweet, with
a few nuts.
oak is just yesterday’s nut
that held its ground.
is good exercise. It’s like jogging
is when you choose your cereal
for the fibre, not the toy.
Truths about Growing Old
- Growing Old is
mandatory; growing up is optional.
- Forget the health
food. I need all the preservatives I can
-When you fall-down, you
wonder what else you can do
you are down there.
-You are getting old
when you get the same sensation from a
rocking chair that you once got from a
- It’s frustrating when
you know all the answers but nobody
bothers to ask you the questions.
- Time may be a great
healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
- Wisdom comes with age,
but sometimes age comes alone.
Always remember to
forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the
blessings that come each day.